If Mister Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mister Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mister Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
- Quentin Crisp

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life.
- Richard Bach

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- George Bernard Shaw

As states subsist in part by keeping their weaknesses from being known, so is it the quiet of families to have their chancery and their parliament within doors, and to compose and determine all emergent differences there.
- John Donne